May 2013
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My dog’s just run away to have a nice full moon midnight date with another dog.
I hope it’s worth it, because boy, he’s in some serious trouble.
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misandrwitch:
Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts
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“If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the...”
– A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via mishette)
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I´m so stressed out from all the work I need to do for my professional training and the amount of school homework, that I just spend another(fifth) evening on the Internet.
Yeah, that´s the worst thing I should do.
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I fucking love tomato juice.
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adeadbody-noabodyofwaterdumbass:
sterekdestiel:
do you know why there’s going to be a lot of memory-stealing this season
because deucalion is blind remember this
it’s the only way deucalion can see the others
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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lockedin221b:
thejohnlockgames:
WHAT IF THE DIRECTORS OF A SHOW FOUND FANFICTION AND AS A PRANK THEY MADE THE ACTORS ACT IT OUT LIKE A REAL SCRIPT
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scottsredhoodie:
the only real emotion i have regarding the teen wolf trailer
is disappointment because i really, really wanted deucalion to be daddy mccall
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Watchdjmix38:
A sneek Peek at a scene at episode 01 “Tattoo” (and appears that the one talking to Derek is Derek sister) I know that she was dead but appear to be back from the dead. Enjoy:)
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surejohn221b:
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katnisstiel:
yesbecausereasons:
real—not—real:
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assckles:
assckles:
I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once
the journey has begun…
DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS
Like I said
fandom will take over...
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shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic...
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softlokiwarmlokilittleballofsass:
in french today we were talking about celebrities that we admire and i said misha collins and nobody knew who i was talking about so my teacher googled him and put this photo up
and the whole class went quiet and from the back of the room we just heard this tiny ‘oh my god’
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blissfully-different:
winchesterlicious:
where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies
just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake
you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour
I...
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yummytomatoes:
im 20 but still every time i see a group of teenagers i panic like ‘oh god TEENAGERS,’
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Best Robbery ever
sclez:
tayathestrange:
This morning I heard news about the best robbery ever to happen in germany.
The emblem of the cookie manufacturer “Leibniz” was stolen from their headquaters: a huge golden Leibniz cookie.
A few hours later a video appeared of a guy in a Cookie-Monster-Costume. He blackmailed the Leibniz-Buisness-Group to donate Leibniz-Cookies to all hospitals around the area or...
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mad skies: onlymystories: alphavenger: the year is... →
onlymystories:
alphavenger:
the year is 2014. the official tagline for teen wolf season 4 is “happiness is all around”.
we get a trailer a few weeks before the show airs: isaac and boyd running down the street to a brightly smiling erica; scott clasping derek’s shoulder and saying “
I was so stupidly happy and then you´ve made me cry. Leave.
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best-of-funny:
the-captains-wife:
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pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS...
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czystiel:
thetricksterandtheoptimist:
evil-overlordess:
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
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kappa773:
teamfreesexuality:
proudlyinsane:
timelord-and-fishcustard:
There’s a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
You should
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“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...”
– (via victorielle)
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hell is
when your favourite food makes you puke
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tthomasbarrow:
When I was nine, I planned to open a bookshop and cafe. I bhad it all planned out; it was going to a little corner shop called ‘The Book Nook’ with one of those old-fashioned hanging signs, I would sell homemade cakes and lots of different teas, and I was going to paint murals depicting my favourite books on each wall, and even now that is the only job that I think I could...
